THE DUCK CONSTITUTION
RATIFIED BY THE LEGENDARY DUCK COUNCIL

We the Ducks, in order to form a more perfect pond, establish the following as immutable law.
ARTICLE I
Ducks are always right.
ARTICLE II
If a duck is wrong, see Article I.
ARTICLE III
Bread shall remain delicious.
ARTICLE IV
Geese are suspicious until proven otherwise.
ARTICLE V
All disputes shall be settled by synchronized waddling.
ARTICLE VI
Every duck reserves the right to one (1) dramatic exit per room, per day.
ARTICLE VII
No duck shall be required to explain what it was looking at.
ARTICLE VIII
Puddles are sovereign territory and must be inspected before use.
Signed in the year 0, after the old numbers were lost.