TRANSMISSION LOG // SUBJECT PROFILE
MEE
MEE is an alien.
MEE is obsessed with ducks.
Nobody knows why.
MEE does not know why.
MEE has stopped asking why.
MEE is obsessed with ducks.
Nobody knows why.
MEE does not know why.
MEE has stopped asking why.
FIELD NOTES
Species: MEE is MEEHome planet: Unconfirmed
Occupation: Duck enthusiast, self-appointed
Known vocabulary: mostly "duck," said with varying emphasis
Threat level: None. MEE just wants to see a duck.
MEE arrived here the way most of them did — drawn by the twinkling water then distracted by something feathery, yellow, and quack-y. The ship's logs say the mission was research. MEE says the mission was ducks. The ship's logs have since been amended.
MEE is not in charge of anything. MEE would just like you to know that ducks are, in fact, extremely good.
