GREETINGS, DUCKLINGS!

You have used this planet well. 80% water?! Smart. Creating bread to lure the humans closer? Uncanny. Migrating to infiltrate more human civilizations? Brilliant.

FAQs

We understand enough about your fragile human brains to know that you probably have questions. Wish you had bird brains so we didn’t have to explain ourselves. May duck reign forever.

There are no ducks. So we left.
Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE! Especially ducks.
Duck gazing.
The sign of the duck.
About 75% with you, 98% with ducks!
Only the pond-y parts.
No. No ducks.

DUCK

HELLO

CULT

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